There are certain objects in life that can only be bought when you are very successful. People who are very successful have access to products that others can only dream about. In fact, some of them are so obscure, so luxurious, that many ordinary individuals don’t even know that they exist. In this article, we’ll be covering some extremely far-fetched items that most people don’t even know exist.
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A Sterling Silver Can
Speaking of weird things that seem to have no real value as far as practicality is concerned, someone apparently thought that sterling silver can was a good use of their money. We suppose if you are successful, you can buy whatever you want for whatever reason you want.
Still, it seems like it would be really easy to accidentally throw something like this away without really knowing that it was valuable at all. Maybe it has a special shot on the shelf or something.
Buying Up Land
If you’re successful, you can buy up a lot more land than most people normally would. As for what you would do with that land, that’s up to the individual. Maybe you just want to convert the space there into something more fitting for their needs.
Heck, you can even buy entire buildings just to tear them down, if you are very successful. At a certain point, you can really just get rid of things in your way and replace them, as long as you compensate others for the process.
Canned Air
Believe it or not, if you are really successful, you can even buy canned air. Apparently, air in some places is better than others, which we suppose is true depending on where you live. Some air is pretty bad, after all!
But if you’re successful, you can buy air in cans, and breathe in some air from those cans at parties or something. Who knows, maybe it actually makes you feel better or something, especially if you have been breathing less than quality air.
A Home Ski Lift
If you’re successful, you buy a home ski lift. Maybe you just don’t feel like walking up to the top floor or something. Whatever the reason, you can get a home ski lift if you’re successful. Did you even know you could get a ski lift at your own home?
After all, that definitely seems like something you would only have access to when going to a ski resort. But we suppose if you are successful enough, you can have things like that even in the comfort of your own home.
The Best Smart Shower
Smart showers have been around for some time, but unless you’re really successful, it’s kind of hard to get one. Or at least, it’s hard to get one that is as extravagant as this. It seems to have all the amenities anyone could ever ask for.
And hey, we’d like to have one too. That said, of all the items on this list, we suppose this smart shower is actually a more tame thing than many of the other things on this list. Most of us have actually heard of them, at least.
Top-Tier Caviar
Caviar is already something that is mostly purchased by successful people. However, did you know that even caviar has different levels of extravagance? For example, if you are truly, incredibly successful, you can buy caviar that came from a sturgeon that had jazz music played for it.
No seriously, they play live jazz music for these sturgeon, from the hands of a skilled pianist. We imagine that adds quite a bit to the cost of the caviar, but if you’re successful enough, that doesn’t really matter.
Heated Garage Floors
Heated floors aren’t exactly that rare, and we’ve all heard of them before. However, we feel that there aren’t as many people who know that you can get heated floors for your garage. After all, why would you even need heated floors for your garage?
Well, if you live somewhere extremely cold, heated garage floors could actually prevent you from having to warm up and defrost your car before going places. Heated floors actually only heat garages up to a little above freezing.
The Best Paid Nanny
When you’re successful, you can pay people a whole lot of money to do things. In fact, that’s the kind of gig we would like to get because you can usually live quite comfortably while doing a fairly easy job. At least in this case.
Imagine, getting to live like that just while taking care of some dogs sounds like it would be pretty nice. So we suppose, when you’re successful, you can hire people to do pretty much anything you want.
Multiple Clothing Copies
So, imagine this: you’re very successful, and you want to order clothes. But you don’t want to have to pack those clothes when traveling around. What do you do? Just have multiple copies of it made and sent to every place that you may visit.
Yep, that’s something you can do if you are successful enough. That way, you’ll just never have to pack clothes again. We have to admit, it’s pretty nifty, in its own way. Not sure it’s something we would do, however.
The Garage Elevator
Ever wish that you could have access to your car on a floor higher than the first floor? Well, if you’re successful enough, you can get a garage that is also an elevator. You can drive your car into your garage, then the garage will elevate to whatever level you desire.
So, you could walk out of your top-level and straight into your garage, and let the elevator take it down to the ground level so you can drive off onto the roads. Pretty crazy, right?
Shadow Yachts
So, a lot of successful people have yachts. We all know that. But did you know that there are actually even tiny yachts that follow around the big yachts? They are called shadow yachts, and they generally carry the jet skis, helicopters, and whatever else anyone wants.
So if you’re really successful, you can get a yacht, but also another yacht that follows that yacht around and carries all of your stuff. The big life, right there.
The DuPont Registry
Technically, the DuPont Registry isn’t a single thing that you buy. It’s a registry of very unique things that you can buy. Most of these things are something that successful people will never actually see, but the fact that they own it adds value to their name.
Sometimes, just owning things adds some extra value to your properties and whatnot. So, if you’re really successful, you’ll probably be able to get some things from the DuPont Registry. It’s just what you do.
Man Made Islands
Maybe people actually know about this kind of thing, but if you are very successful, you can get your own man-made islands. Heck, you can get your own man-made bodies of water, and put your own man-made islands in the middle of them.
That’s just the kind of thing you can do when you’re really successful. We suppose the sky is the limit at some point, so you may as well do whatever you want in order to be happy with where you live.
Moving a House
If you’re really successful, houses don’t mean as much as they do elsewhere. In fact, a house doesn’t mean anything at all if you can afford to buy it. Maybe you just want a garden somewhere, and a house is in the way.
Well, if you are successful enough, that house can easily be bought and demolished, and then you can build a garden right where it used to be. Such is the type of thing available to you once you reach a certain level of financial success.
Professional Horse Riders
If you are successful enough, here’s something you can buy: well, a lot of horses, naturally. But you can also hire a bunch of people to ride your horses for you, instead of riding them yourself. We suppose that’s reasonable if you own a lot of horses.
It’s kind of like getting people to clean your pool, maintenance your cars, or other things like that. If you don’t have the time, you can pay for other people to have the time. That too is part of being very successful.
Seasonal Furniture
Why bother with just one type of furniture in your home when you can have furniture for every season? Of course, that sounds like it would be a hassle to deal with, but you can easily have seasonal furniture for your home if you are successful enough.
That’s right, you can hire people to do things like that as well. Then you don’t have to be the one to move your furniture around all the time, which is pretty nice.
Gold Pills
We find it hard to believe that this kind of thing exists, and yet it does. Apparently, if you are extremely successful in life, you can buy pills with gold in them, that way, when you go to the bathroom, your feces sparkle with literal gold.
Needless to say, we did not know that such a thing even existed. We’re also not sure why anyone would even want them. Who are you flexing on when you do that anyway? Unless you forget to flush at a host’s house.
Kidnapping Insurance
Believe it or not, kidnapping insurance is something that isn’t for successful people alone. Other people with jobs that place them in dangerous situations, like reporters, can also get kidnapping insurance. It’s exactly what it sounds like, frankly.
As you imagine, kidnapping insurance covers the cost of ransom demands and the like. But if that doesn’t work out, you can always try private military contractors. In other words, mercenaries. Seriously, this kind of thing happens.
Doctor on Call
We all know that healthcare is expensive in America, and paying for doctors is something even successful people really don’t like to do. But if you are successful on an entirely different level, you can do something wild like this.
What we mean is, you can pay to have a professional doctor be on call, all the time, no matter what time it is or what day it is. Yep, a professional doctor, any time you want.
House on the Track
There are many places that you can have a home. But if you are very successful and you really like racing, you can even have a house built right on a racetrack. We imagine that would be pretty frustrating since racetracks tend to be loud.
But then again, maybe they don’t have races all the time, or maybe the person who owns the house on the track has some sort of say-so in matters. Frankly, we have no idea. Seems pretty wild either way.
Highly Advanced Sinks
So, most of us have a sink that puts out both cold and hot water. But what if you could have a sink that even puts out boiling and sparkling water? If you are successful enough, you actually can do that. We’re not sure why you would need that part with the sparkling water though.
Boiling water, on the other hand, would be quite useful. That way you could skip that annoying process of having to boil water yourself in a kettle or something. Seems pretty nifty to us.
Dedicated Meter Maids
Now here is something you definitely don’t see every day, no matter how successful you are. Imagine paying someone to make sure the parking meter was filled. All the time. Forever. And that’s all they do. That’s their whole job.
We most certainly wish that we could get a job like that! Like really, is completely set just by doing something that simple? We suppose you can hire people full-time for just about anything if you are successful enough!
Individually Wrapped Ice Cubes
Even if you were the most successful person in the world, we’re not sure why there would be any value in individually wrapped ice cubes. We suppose it’s just a sign of how well off you are or something. Still seems a little wasteful though.
But hey, at some point, you might not have enough things to do with your funds, right? May as well buy ice cubes in little individual packages, if that’s your kind of thing. No reason you can’t, right?
Friends with the Fire Department
This isn’t a rare item so much as it is an example of what you can do if you are hugely successful. Sometimes, what you can do with your success is less about procuring things, and more about the type of favors you can procure, even from the fire department.
This story is actually quite cool. We didn’t know the fire department would go to such lengths for your stuff. We thought their job was just to put the fire out, with everything else coming second.
Books by the Foot
Do you have cool bookshelves in your house, but not enough books to ever hope to fill them? Well, if you’re successful enough, you can forget about all that and simply buy books by the foot. Seriously, that’s a thing.
You don’t even have to know or care what the books are. They just have to match your furniture and whatnot. It’s kind of crazy to think that you can buy books like this purely for decoration, with no intent to ever read them or anything.
The Resting Cushion
Do you ever wish that you could rest your head on the wall in a bathroom? Well, maybe not, but if you are successful enough, you can do that, provided that you want to for some reason. The idea makes us a little squeamish, honestly.
But hey, if you have the means, you can have the end result. Who knows, maybe it would be kind of nice to be able to rest your head, especially if you aren’t in full control of your faculties and all that at the time.
Socks a Day
If there’s one thing that most people, even the most successful, consider normal, it’s wearing socks more than once. But we suppose, if you really wanted to, you could buy new socks every day, and throw away a pair every single day after wearing them once.
Now, while this is something you could theoretically do, we’re not sure why anyone, even the most successful person, would want to throw away socks every single day. Apparently washing them is a hassle.
Analytical Toilets
Speaking of toilets and bathrooms here’s something else you can get your hands on if you are very successful: a toilet that analyzes your feces and gives you a biometric reading of its contents. For health reasons, we guess.
That’s pretty wild, but we can certainly see why something like that would actually be useful. Maybe you could learn some valuable things about your diet with a toilet so advanced. It at least seems to be within the realm of possibility.
Private City Island
We talked about a private island already, but this is no mere private island. This is actually a little city on a private island, and that’s a lot different. For once, it’s a whole new level of success than merely having a private island.
Putting things on an island is a lot more expensive, especially since all the materials have to be brought there via boat or helicopter or something. Seems like a to of effort to us, but when an expense is no issue, what’s holding you back?
A Rotating Garage Floor
Some people just don’t like having to back up their cars. It’s understandable though because backing up can be a hassle sometimes, even from your own garage. But if you get a rotating garage floor, then you never have to worry about backing up again, at least from your own garage.
Well, if you’re successful in life, you can get things that make life more convenient, pretty much in any way that you want it. Being successful does come with a lot of perks.
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